February 2011
Having a dream so realistic you had to think if it...
lovemileyandbieber:
Did the cast of Harry Potter just dress up like zebras and do a dance routine in front of me? I’m not even joking.
JOKE!
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him?
For drizzle.
Today:
So, my dad has decided we should have a day out together, go for lunch and see a film. I don’t mind going for lunch, but the film thing is a problem. See, my dad really, really likes Yogi Bear, so he’s FORCING me to go and see the new Yogi Bear 3D with him. He said it’s because he doesn’t want to go by himself because it’s not cool, but it’s totally because...
The Exorcism Of Emily Rose:
-text conversation-
Me: Is The Exorcism Of Emily Rose scary? Would I regret watching it by myself in dad's living room?
My 29 year old brother: Yes!
Me: Imma do it anyway.
1 hour later
Me: This isn't even scary!!
Brother: It's a true story!!
Sure he isn't the teenage girl? Hmm..
