toddallison: i alternate a lot between “why do people like me oh my god your taste is horrible” and “why doesn’t everyone absolutely adore me i’m so hilarious and cool and charming” because no one hates me more than i do but no one loves me more than i do either
Girl: Hey can you check for me?
Friend: Yeah walk in front of me.
*looks at butt*
Friend: Nope, you're good.
I really hate it when I’m watching a show on my computer on full screen and then...– Hank Green | x (via thefaultinourstars)
Normal teenagers when parents are away: PARTY, ALCOHOL, SEX
Me when parents are away: I CAN SING OUT LOUD AND EAT EVERYTHING
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
parents: your room is a mess
me: did you mean abstract art i think i heard you wrong
gerard-gay: there iS A REASON I TYPE LIKE THIS it buILDS UP THE EXCITEMENT this is too boring THIS IS OBNOXIOUS look itS THE PERFECT BALANCE
erushite: thechildrensplace: a classic my theme song
diannaagr0n: diannaagr0n: kanye west erotic fanfiction fifty shades of dat shit cray
What else? She is so beautiful. You don’t get tired of looking at her. You never...– The Fault in Our Stars (via sixtyfirstpupil)
eerier: if you ever worry that you’re bad at something at least you didn’t write 50 shades of grey
hadersgonnahade: if i was famous every time a fan would come up to me and ask for a picture i would whisper “i’ve seen your blog” right before the picture is taken
tenorit: chitanda: how to draw dog it’s so accurate it hurts
louisdelgay: teenage girls are so stupid and annoying im glad im actually a 49 year old man